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We judge your passwords so hackers don't have to

🔒 We use k-anonymity to check breaches - only the first 5 chars of your password's hash are sent. We never see your actual password.
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Pathetically Weak
Time to crack:
Instantly
"Your password is so weak, it apologizes to hackers for wasting their time."
— The Roast Bot 🤖

💡 How to not get roasted next time:

  • Use at least 12 characters
  • Mix uppercase, lowercase, numbers, and symbols
  • Avoid common words and patterns

🎲 Password Generator

Generate cryptographically secure random passwords with customizable length and character sets.

16
Click "Generate Password" to create one

🎯 Diceware Passphrase

Generate memorable passphrases using the EFF's diceware word list. Each word adds ~12.9 bits of entropy.

6
Click "Generate Passphrase" to create one
Entropy
~77.5 bits
Time to Crack
Centuries

🔑 S/Key Generator

Generate and verify S/Key (RFC 2289) one-time passwords. Used in legacy systems for secure authentication.

Enter passphrase, seed, and sequence number
Hex Value
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6-Word Format
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⚡ GPU Hash Cracking

Rent high-performance GPUs to crack password hashes. Supports WPA/WPA2, NTLM, MD5, SHA, bcrypt, and more.

AI and GPU Intelligence provided by AIServe.farm

RTX 4090

$0.89 /hour

24GB VRAM

  • WPA2: 2.8M H/s
  • NTLM: 250B H/s
  • MD5: 180B H/s

A100 80GB

$1.89 /hour

80GB VRAM

  • WPA2: 3.5M H/s
  • NTLM: 320B H/s
  • MD5: 230B H/s

H100

$3.49 /hour

80GB VRAM

  • WPA2: 5.2M H/s
  • NTLM: 480B H/s
  • MD5: 350B H/s
2 hours

Supported: .txt, .hash, .hc22000, .cap, .pcap, .pcapng

Estimated Cost
$1.78
RTX 4090 × 2 hours

💡 How GPU Cracking Works:

  • Upload your hash file or PCAP capture
  • Select GPU type and rental duration
  • Pay via Stripe (secure checkout)
  • GPU instance provisions automatically
  • Receive SSH access or cracked password via email

💰 Pricing Plans

Choose the plan that fits your security needs.

FREE

Basic

$0 /forever

Get started with security basics

  • ✓ 1 password check per week
  • ✓ Basic breach detection (HIBP)
  • ✓ Password generator
  • ✓ Diceware passphrase creator
  • ✓ S/Key OTP tools
ONE-TIME

Deep Scan

$2.50

Single password deep scan

  • ✓ XposedOrNot dark web scan
  • ✓ Extended breach history
  • ✓ Detailed exposure report
  • ✓ Password monitoring (30 days)
MOST POPULAR

Pro Monthly

$24.99 /month

Unlimited protection

  • ✓ Unlimited deep scans
  • ✓ Monitor 10 email addresses
  • ✓ Real-time breach alerts
  • ✓ Dark web monitoring
  • ✓ Monthly security reports
  • ✓ API access (1K calls/mo)
  • ✓ CLI tool access
SAVE 33%

Pro Annual

$200 /year

Best value - $16.67/mo

  • ✓ Everything in Pro Monthly
  • ✓ Priority support
  • ✓ Family plan (5 members)
  • ✓ Browser extension
  • ✓ API access (5K calls/mo)
  • ✓ 2 months FREE

⚡ GPU Cracking Rates

Pay-as-you-go GPU rental for hash cracking

RTX 4090

$0.89 /hour

$19.99/day

  • 24GB VRAM
  • Best for WPA/WPA2
  • Good value

A100 80GB

$1.89 /hour

$39.99/day

  • 80GB VRAM
  • Data center grade
  • Large hash lists

H100

$3.49 /hour

$74.99/day

  • 80GB HBM3
  • Maximum speed
  • Enterprise workloads

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